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Lwaxana Troi has a secret... but does anyone really care what it is?
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Phantasms
Data's having bad dreams, while Picard has a nightmare of his own: an invitation to the annual Starfleet admirals' banquet!
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Captain's Log: We Are Three
WAMTNG enters its final year... unless we want to keep going!
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Gambit, Part II
Okay, so it's Space Pirates, but also Vulcan Isolationists. Not sure if that's better or worse.
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Gambit, Part I
Heave ho, me hearties - space pirates ahoy!
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May 2025

Interface
LaForge has got no VISOR! And he's found his ma on a gas giant. Nothing suspicious about that...
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Liaisons
Worf gets fury, Troi gets gluttony, and Picard gets Stephen King's Misery
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Crew Profile: Dr Crusher
The astonishing story of theatrical fights, Muppets, and the Enterprise-D's most famous doctor and mother
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Descent, Part II
Data and Lore kill the entire Enterprise bridge crew and then defeat the Federation with their cult of Borg followers. Well, that was the plan…
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Captain's Log: Season Seven
To boldly go no further
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Descent
"Anyone have an idea for an end of season cliffhanger? How about we throw together the Borg, Lore, and Stephen Hawking and hope something happens..."
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April 2025

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